It is getting rather frightening around here. A month ago no one would have noticed them slowly beginning to take form, but now, now they are beginning to be noticed everywhere. Everywhere you go today it’s likely you will see one or two moving about the earth, so identical and so real. They are sleak and smooth, so much so that it is hard not to notice them. I am convinced that this is their mode of attack. It takes only one look and instantly you are pulled into their trap. It is so unreal at how many are beginning to reveal themselves in every city all over the United States. I was attacked and sucked in and so were two of my friends. There are others that have been taken as well by these magnificant cloned machines.

What is their attack? Your pocket book. They draw you in to their gaze, they entice you, and suddenly you’re signing your life savings away. One minute everything is perfectly normal, and the next minute you are broke and wondering what in the world happened to you. I followed my friend into the very layer that I was drawn into, only to be frightenend even more. All of the beautiful beasts that I had seen enticing me just weeks earlier were gone, which means they have attacked several other people as well. I do not know what will happen as all of these clones hit the streets, but I can only hope for the best.

I write this only to warn the people of the United States. These clones like to hang out at used and new car lots, so avoid these places at all times. It only takes one look to be drawn in and attacked, so do not even go near them. You will notice the clone when you see it. It will be black in color, slick, smooth, and shiney. It will have four doors, shiney chrome wheels, and a decal on the sides and back of it that says Grand Am GT. They come in all different ages and maturity levels, so that some are more attractive and smarter than others, but that just draws you in even more. They are fast little buggars so do not let them spot you. If you see one, quickly go the other direction and call your local authorities as soon as possible. Save yourselves!

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