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Out Of The Mouth Of Babes...
May 01, 2005
A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face,"without you we are but dust..."He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,"Mommy, WHAT
is butt dust?"Church was pretty much over at that point..
Posted by Pressed at May 1, 2005 11:33 PM
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Posted by: PressedMay 4, 2005 07:23 AM
Strange indeed. 
Posted by: blestwithsonsOctober 18, 2005 09:28 AM
Just poking around in your archives...
How bout this one that I posted on a few weeks ago. I help out with the high school youth at my church. A few weeks ago, our youth pastor asked the opening question, "So what was the problem with the church at Corinth?" A young man piped up, "Oh I remember! They were sexually IMMORTAL."
Posted by: PressedOctober 18, 2005 09:44 AM
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May 3, 2005 03:19 PM
Posted this twice after I posted it at WIT?!?!?