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The Diaper Chronicles : A Lesson In Aerodynamics
August 17, 2007 @ 1:41 pm by Pressed
Here is another fine story in the diaper chronicles involving none other than my mother-in-law (MIL). She decided to change Josiah’s diaper once again and so she put him up on his changing table in his bedroom at home. She took steps necessary to avoid the tragedy that happened last time. Unfortunately the baby had other plans.
When she had Josiah all cleaned up she lifted his legs up to put the new diaper on him when suddenly he had what I can only describe as EXPLOSIVE poo. Josiah shot poo all the way across the room. In fact it hit his bedroom door. It was all over the floor, the changing table and just about everything else that was in his path was covered in poo.
Kendall heard her mom making a ruckus in the other room and then heard her yelling, “get in here, the dog is going to eat the poop! HURRY!” Needless to say my MIL spent a little time cleaning up the floor and the door, and washing a few items that were caught up in this little adventure and my dog got a tasty treat. *blah*
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Addendum to the latest diaper chronicle: Just after the explosive part, I put my hand under his precious little bottom to move him to a cleaner, drier area of the changing pad only to get a handful of yellow, runny excrement…Grammy sure loves him!
Well, I guess you know his guts are processing things OK…not that I’m sure that’s particularly comforting after being splattered with poo.
Somehow, I’m sensing that the blogs of the 21st century are going to create an interesting dynamic in parent-teenager relationships…because on that first date, a naked baby picture is humiliating enough, but I think blog posts about poo can potentially be even more mortifying! What a satisfying prospect for new parents!!
Like father, like son I say!