In Wal-Mart tonight I had a slight moment of health consciousness over take me and I picked up a pack of Sugar Free Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I was in the mood for something sweet and decided to get a bag of these Reese’s since they were sugar free… as if it makes a difference once you sit down and eat the entire bag… However, after eating a large number of the miniature Reese’s I skimmed the back of the package and noticed this warning, “Excess Consumption May Have A Laxative Effect.” OH GREAT! They finally make a sugar free candy that actually tastes good and come to find out it gives you the runs! This could be a bad night…
Why Me
Thanks for the laugh! Um… I don’t mean to sound uncaring or anything, I just found a much needed chuckle in your post.
Let me just warn all of you, when they put that little warning on the package they were not joking…
It must be a sign, Pressed. Jesus has played his cards with the leader of the almighty Inferno, Satan Himself, and lost. Your intestinal tract will now suffer in an immensely painful fashion.
Remember always: Jesus lives. Next time you feel the wrath of Satan coming over your devout Christian soul, resist his evil ways and steer yourself towards the produce section.
Amen.
Yeah, these artificial sweeteners are more evil than sugar
It’s worse than I first anticipated. I have had the worst cramps I have ever had in my life. It started last night, woke me up ever single hour with a quick run to the bathroom and horrible pain and it lasted all day long. I am just now getting some relief. What a horrible experience!
yeah, uh, good luck with all that.
What’s That Pit in My Stomach?
I have not eaten anything since this morning at about 7:50 am. The 30 hours have begun and I am a little over 8 hours into my fast. And I’m starting to feel it. I almost made a boo boo right after school but I caught myself. I reached into the Box ‘O F…
I found this by doing a search on google. My husband just found out he has diabetes. So for his Easter basket I bought a package of SF Reese’s and SF Hershey’s Chocolate. Unfortunately I threw away the package but figured it was probably the candy that…um…had the effect it was having on us - thereby causing me to do a search. Your entry confirms my suspicions.
When something is sugar free, it usually has Saccharine in it’s place, this is a chemical, an artificial sweetner that gave lab rats brain cancer in large doses. It is known to constrict your brain’s vessels, causing headache, nausea and possible dizziness. It poisons your blood with macrobes that attack your muscle cell nucleus’ and furthermore it is so toxic that if pregnant women drink/eat/consume this filth in early tri-mester…..the baby will most likely have some form of mild problem, in worst case scenario die. So enjoy your Diet Coke, Sweet and Low….fools who eat that, anything Sugar Free is much worse than eating a cup of raw sugar. Everything in Moderation, Your body is a temple, treat it is a natural being, fuel it with food that is actually from earth, not manufactured in a lab, killing rats, yet being approved only because suckers like you will buy it despite the health risks: WARNING CONTAINS ASPARTANE? Well sure they warn you but WHAT for? Oh Leukamia, Heart Attack, Low Blood Pressure, Brain Cancer etc. My rant is over. Hallejulah…
Everything in moderation and buyer beware.
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